the alphabet met in columbus, ohio, in high school, and we made music. for a leetle
bit there was also john the olde time bassist but he went.
over the last three years we have been getting variously educated and are split by 800 miles and therefore
spend most of our time studying and going to sweet parties. thankfully the education is almost over and we are all three dying to devote all our time to touring, writing new music, releasing dank albums, and basically getting famous.
on the subject of our name: we began life called the liberty tax; then we were enigmalice for like, a week; settled on pretty balanced for a good four years, and are now the alphabet. did you know that the beatles used to be called the quarrymen? i do.